Missives - Computer, Hello Computer

Dear Computer-

You have been a pain lately, but that is my fault. Since we got the sexy new laptop, I've neglected you greatly. So today, I have undertaken getting you running a bit better. I updated to your Antivirus software to something that is easier for you to handle. I also updated all of your spyware software. So you should be good to go. After a disk clean up session and a quick defrag, you should be good to go.

Your Owner,

Dave