So I didn't stop talking about it, at least for a minute

I knew there was one thing I forgot to put in my last rant about "relations." So what if your two year old yells the anatomically correct names for the parts in public. If you react, they'll keep doing it. Haven't you learned that yet? You should be proud you have such a smart child that knows how to appropriately use those words. Besides, we all know what they are saying, even if they use the stupid made up names. It all depends on how you react. No I am done.... really.